This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
do u realize that the elevator scene is probably the first time Peeta has seen boobs irl
they’re teen royalty, if high school was Us Weekly they’d always be on the cover
- katniss: i want wiress and beetee.
- peeta: johanna calls them nuts and volts.
- haymitch: okay, who else?
- katniss: mags?
- peeta: *does a dramatic "can't believe this crap" turnaround*